and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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