its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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