peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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