i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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