you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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