I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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