I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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