so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
