guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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