I want to stick my p in your. b.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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