he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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