office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.