I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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