I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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