is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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