My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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