You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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