I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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