Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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