I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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