I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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