Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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