It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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