i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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