Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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