oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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