I think my vagina is haunted
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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