I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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