just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Pants are for mortals
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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