This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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