Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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