"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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