Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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