Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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