I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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