sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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