This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
operation have a gay friend backfired
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
