i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
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