I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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