I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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