remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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