8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
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