shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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