how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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