We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i wish my penis had a tongue
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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