I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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