dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
