no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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