I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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