Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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