i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We need to get me chipped asap
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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