Please, let me fuck your mom
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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