i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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