I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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